kobe'd

To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.

"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."

by Running out of patience July 19, 2008

kobe'd

Slang for rape or abuse.

One time I saw this ninja get totally kobe'd by this fuckin badass Pirate. (Ask Matt if you don't believe me)

by BlazinPirate July 21, 2003

kobe'd

To have raped someone, esp. an under-aged woman, and then lie about it.

Mark Kobe'd when he told the police that he didn't know the woman who claimed he raped her.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

kobe'd

past tense for rape (i.e. raped)

who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime

by charlie December 06, 2003

kobe'd

the act of receiving oral pleasures, expecting sex, and getting none.

I hooked up with his honey at the club, was thinkin I was goin to hit it, but only got kobe'd

by psiv July 31, 2003

Kobe'd

Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."

"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."

by Mat IV October 11, 2008

Kobe'd

When you snitch on your friends to cover your bad actions by saying they did the same thing. However, the difference between you and them is that they weren't caught and if they were, they would never break man code.
What Kobe Bryant did when he was accused of rape. Told on Shaq and other teammates to his wife to cover his ass.

Man, Shawn straight up Kobe'd me after his girl caught him cheating with breezy he met at the club. He told his girl that it was my fault because my side piece is her friend...so his girl called my girl!

by Mista Mista November 24, 2014