Knuckle punch
Knuckle punch by Specialized September 16, 2021
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Knuckle Punch
A knuckle punch is when two fists collide in a totally ungay way. Its a proper word for what some GAYS call 'fist bump'.
Cause obviously bumping fists makes no sense.
KNUCKLE PUNCH ALL THE WAY.
Cause obviously bumping fists makes no sense.
KNUCKLE PUNCH ALL THE WAY.
Sarah - OH EM JEE DO YOU WANT TO BUMP FISTS?
Me- No. But I'm willing to do a knuckle punch with that sexy boy toy of yours.
Me- No. But I'm willing to do a knuckle punch with that sexy boy toy of yours.
Knuckle Punch by Awesome-awesomatron October 14, 2010
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Two-Knuckle Punch
Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
Two-Knuckle Punch by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020
chili knuckle punch
the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
chili knuckle punch by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
three knuckle punch
three knuckle punch by bobby the assclown May 13, 2005
Punching the Knuckle Clock
When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...
The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..
Punching the Knuckle Clock by Thedude78 September 4, 2012
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