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Knuckle Pucked 

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered
It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.
Knuckle Pucked by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009

Knuckle pucker 

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.
Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.
Knuckle pucker by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

knucklefuckle 

When two people go in for a handshake and one person puts up knuckles and the other person goes for a standard handshake. A fucked up handshake or a fucked up attempt at one.
The boss went to shake my hand and I gave him knuckles on accident. What a knucklefuckle.
knucklefuckle by DV8DUG September 27, 2017

knucklepuck

1. When one pops the hockey puck up on its side with one's hockey stick and smacks it causing it to fly in the air.

2. A hardcore band known for writing songs about the movie Mighty Ducks.

1. Matt Cullen's knucklepuck shot to win the Stanly Cup in 2007 was without a doubt the goal of the year.

2. Knucklepuck put on a kick ass show last night I was really getting into it until that kid crowd punched me and broke my nose.
knucklepuck by yetimeister October 30, 2008

knucklefuck 

One who combines the attributes of a knucklehead and a fucker.
What the hell! Are you some kinda knucklefuck?
knucklefuck by David Nygaard January 30, 2005

knucklefucker 

A man who masterbates
John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.
knucklefucker by Dan March 2, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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