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knottie head 

Knottie head is also derived from Seagrams Gin. The bottle is textured and bumpy resembling knots of wood.
Give me some of that knottie head with tonic and lime.
knottie head by Geek Boys June 29, 2010

a knottie nettie 

an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!

the knottie boys 

The best punk rock band to ever exist. They started on Long Island, New York and are the best musicians punk rock has seen in a long time.
“Have you listened to The Knottie Boys?”
“Yes! And that bass player is really hot”

The Knottie Boys 

A terrible punk rock band from some bad place…. I think it’s called Long Island or something? But hey, at least some of the members are hot. They also have an old, fat and strangely gay manager.
“Did you hear about the Knottie Boys?”

“Yes, I also heard that they have nice dicks”

knotting 

When animals mate, specifically canines--I'm actually not sure about felines--the penis enlarges during climax and remains enlarged to the point where he is literally stuck inside the female for as long as it the mating process goes on.

This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.
"Does this fic have knotting in it?"

"Is it a knot fic?"
knotting by capurseus January 27, 2017
Being fully penetrated by a canine penis, including the bulbous 'knot' near the base, causing the two creatures to be locked together until the male is able to withdraw.
Max's Rottweiler had knotted the bitch, so they waited a few minutes to separate the two.
Knotted by PoopsThatsATypo March 21, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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