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Knopgoblin 

One who performs oral sex on his boss in order to obtain additional vacation days and time away from work...
He's off again today? Yes, he's such a knopgoblin.
Knopgoblin by bigdaddy123456 August 17, 2009
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knobgobbling 

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)
"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "
knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

knobgoblin 

An Unattractive female who will give head to, or sleep with, any man, due to her being unsure when she will get any dick again.
"I was so drunk, I went home with a knobgoblin."
knobgoblin by Ron T March 29, 2003

knobgoblin 

A prolific sucker of penis; usually applied to a gay male (fudgepacker)
He who likes the cock eg. knobgoblin
knobgoblin by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

Knobbgoblin 

A very horny goblin that plays World of Warcraft.
Knobbgoblin
Knobbgoblin by WoWNoLife January 24, 2011

Knobgobbling-slobber 

Dude, I had knobgobbling-slobber all over my man berries after Kayla gave me a hummer last night!

Knobgobbing 

The act of two or more women ducking on the head of a man's penis at the same time, as though they were fighting to be the one sucking in the head, but really they are working in unison to both have their mouths sucking on the head of the penis at the same time.
Look at that lucky guy over there. The three hot chicks are knobgobbing his cock.
Knobgobbing by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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