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knobgoblin 

A prolific sucker of penis; usually applied to a gay male (fudgepacker)
He who likes the cock eg. knobgoblin
knobgoblin by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

Knobgoblin

A person who compulsively fiddles with sliders, knobs, dials, and adjustment settings until the result "feels right", without necessarily knowing what any of them do.

Etymology: A portmanteau of knob and hobgoblin, inspired by the mischievous nature of people who cannot leave adjustment settings alone.

See also: One more adjustment syndrome.
"Bro, why is your saturation at +87?"

"Idk, I'm a knobgoblin."
Knobgoblin by falkon75 October 15, 2026

knobgobbling 

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)
"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "
knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

Hobbly Knob Goblin 

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
Hobbly Knob Goblin by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

knob goblin 

someone who really enjoys giving head!
morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!
knob goblin by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Nobgoblin 

A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.
If you dont stop it, ill get my Nobgoblin out on you!
Nobgoblin by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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