Knobgobbing

The act of two or more women ducking on the head of a man's penis at the same time, as though they were fighting to be the one sucking in the head, but really they are working in unison to both have their mouths sucking on the head of the penis at the same time.

Look at that lucky guy over there. The three hot chicks are knobgobbing his cock.

Knobgobbing by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016

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knobgobbling

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "

knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

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Knobgobbing • knobgobbling • Knobgobbling-slobber

knobgoblin

An Unattractive female who will give head to, or sleep with, any man, due to her being unsure when she will get any dick again.

"I was so drunk, I went home with a knobgoblin."

knobgoblin by Ron T March 29, 2003

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knobgoblin

A prolific sucker of penis; usually applied to a gay male (fudgepacker)

He who likes the cock eg. knobgoblin

knobgoblin by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

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Knobgobbling-slobber

The left over residue from oral sex.

Dude, I had knobgobbling-slobber all over my man berries after Kayla gave me a hummer last night!

Knobgobbling-slobber by Pan Bakhchisaratsky January 21, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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