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knobgobbling 

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)
"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "
knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

knobgoblin 

An Unattractive female who will give head to, or sleep with, any man, due to her being unsure when she will get any dick again.
"I was so drunk, I went home with a knobgoblin."
knobgoblin by Ron T March 29, 2003

Knopgoblin 

One who performs oral sex on his boss in order to obtain additional vacation days and time away from work...
He's off again today? Yes, he's such a knopgoblin.
Knopgoblin by bigdaddy123456 August 17, 2009

knobb goblin 

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.
i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again
knobb goblin by roggy February 19, 2007

knobgoblin 

A prolific sucker of penis; usually applied to a gay male (fudgepacker)
He who likes the cock eg. knobgoblin
knobgoblin by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006

Knobgobbling-slobber 

Dude, I had knobgobbling-slobber all over my man berries after Kayla gave me a hummer last night!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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