D'emon's definitions

oodee-wannabe

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

(w)-----------------------

(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.

A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!

B: Huh? What sperm?

(w)--- <Splooey>

A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh

by D'emon November 8, 2002

Wedgie

n. Masculine form of tweet but lacking the amusing camel-toe.

Oh thay Clarence, Mary and I just luvv your new Wedgie! Girl, it is fab-u-lous!

by D'emon November 20, 2002

Knobosaurus

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002