D'emon's definitions

cunnilingual drift

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

by D'emon July 18, 2003

Oodee Master

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

by D'emon March 20, 2003

oodee-wannabe

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

hohoho

n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.

Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?

Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?

Dude 1: HOHOHO

by D'emon March 20, 2003

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Tongue

v. To entertain a body part using one's tongue.

She: How was that rim job, Massa?

He: Biatch, you done tongue ma winker like a professional plumber.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

Tongue

n. The amazingly talented mass of muscle laying in the floor of the mouth.

He: Listen Hoe, while I'm out scoring, dat tongue better be the only organ in yo mouth!

She: You da man.

by D'emon November 26, 2002