Definitions by D'emon

cunnilingual drift 

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

cunnilingual drift by D'emon July 18, 2003

Oodee Master 

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

Oodee Master by D'emon March 20, 2003

oodee-wannabe 

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

oodee-wannabe by D'emon March 20, 2003

hohoho 

n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.

Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?

Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?

Dude 1: HOHOHO

hohoho by D'emon March 20, 2003

skidmarks 

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

skidmarks by D'emon March 20, 2003

Tongue 

v. To entertain a body part using one's tongue.

She: How was that rim job, Massa?

He: Biatch, you done tongue ma winker like a professional plumber.

Tongue by D'emon November 26, 2002

Tongue 

n. The amazingly talented mass of muscle laying in the floor of the mouth.

He: Listen Hoe, while I'm out scoring, dat tongue better be the only organ in yo mouth!

She: You da man.

Tongue by D'emon November 26, 2002