Definitions by D'emon

cunnilingual drift 

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

cunnilingual drift by D'emon July 18, 2003

oodee-wannabe 

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

oodee-wannabe by D'emon March 20, 2003

Oodee Master 

n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.

Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.

Oodee Master by D'emon March 20, 2003

hohoho 

n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.

Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?

Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?

Dude 1: HOHOHO

hohoho by D'emon March 20, 2003

skidmarks 

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

skidmarks by D'emon March 20, 2003

Member 

n. Yet another term for the male organ.

Shit! That Bobbit bitch dis-membered Johnny!

Member by D'emon November 26, 2002

Organ 

n. Yet another term for the male member.

My biatch loves to play my organ.

Organ by D'emon November 26, 2002