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To meet important contacts and oppourtunitites by being socially out at bars, clubs, and Big Events.
Network by Asian Nate October 16, 2003
Updated version of "Old Boys Club" that doesn't require being old or male; the primary purpose is to place acquaintanceship and social skills before merit, education and knowledge in career advancement.
He got the job by networking at the Ginger Man.
Network by oldgeek February 15, 2005
A woman that is facially ugly, but otherwise doable. Root: University of Minnesota's Student Newspaper, The Minnesota Daily; specifically, the backpage section, "Network."
Wow, she's Network. If only she wore a mask, it would all be good.
A network is where two computer systems can connect together to interact/communicate sending data from one system to another.
I know have network in my house.
Network by zZ-TOXIC_FLAMZz July 18, 2018

network goo 

Silicon based gel produced by Globotech
"Damn, I Could sure use some network goo"
network goo by KY_Fanatic February 7, 2005

Network Nazi 

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
Network Nazi by Briannnnnnnn August 23, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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