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Knob Shark 

A large, unattractive female who is sexually aggressive and dominate toward her male companion, often in public places resulting in uncomfortable PDAs (public displays of affection).
Common traits of the Knob Shark include but not limited to poor hygiene, inept socially skills, colorful locks of hair (greens, blues, or purple) and dark clothing. A Knob Shark will often out weigh her male companion by 40% or more.
Did you see the knob shark that Bob bought to the party? She practically had him pinned to the couch.
Knob Shark by gravymonkey February 8, 2009
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knobshank 

Dependant on tone and context, knobshank can be used as a friendly or unfriendly term to insult someone who may have done something, or simply is, stupid.
Friendly: 'I can't believe how drunk you got, you knobshank.'

Unfriendly: 'That guy is a complete knobshank.'
knobshank by Bob October 31, 2004

knobshank 

The length of a penis minus the bellend.
Colin Wilkinson of Plymouth is a knobshank.
knobshank by Jimmybay May 31, 2003
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