Knife and Fork 

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

Knife and Fork by MaximusA April 9, 2019

Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

Overactive Knife and Fork by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009

Fork and Knife 

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

Fork and Knife by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon by !!GrEeK-BoY!! May 13, 2005

fork and knife 

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

fork and knife by mikee84 May 13, 2008

fork-and-knife 

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

fork-and-knife by Eric February 22, 2005

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon by El*Duche February 27, 2005