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the Chris Kluwe Gambit 

A professional athlete at the end of his career with declining skills takes up some libtarded cause and make a total jackass of himself like a drunk Tourettes victim. Then when he gets cut, he can blame the bigoted team or owners.
Colin Kaepernick appears to be using the Chris Kluwe Gambit.
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the new word for "cool"
klups by josh sawyerr November 3, 2008

Klusterfuk 

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
Klusterfuk by -Blood- August 12, 2012

klushrio 

A Klushrio is the name for a person, however in recent culture it has been extended to represent a mushroom-style haircut.

The term Klushrio itself is an acronym for three separate words:

KL = Klown feet (or clown with a comical spelling)
USH = Mushroom (a reference to the hairstyle)
Rio = Mario (the Donkey Kong in-game character)

Somebody may be referred to as a Klushrio if they have the three characteristics of unproportionally long ‘klown’ feet, a mushroom haircut, and a ‘Mario’ look to their face.
‘Twat’ may be added if the Klushrio under question behaves in a humorous manner, possibly singing the Grease curry song regularly.

Alternatives for the term, with the same meaning, include: Reddy-rume-rio(-twat), Klush-bat, and simply Klush.
Hey man, what's Klushrio up to?
I don't know, maybe playing football?
klushrio by The_Answer April 11, 2008

Kluster fuck 

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck
P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!
Kluster fuck by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018
A danish term used in a situation when someone is acting very stupid and not taking things seriously.
"Eow er du klunser?"

Translated to english: "Eow are you a klunser?"
klunser by UfakeShaek April 27, 2021