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(A very much not sexy person<3(Directed towards myself)) Kloyce is usually the kind of guy(or person) who makes funny jokes and no one laughs at the jokes. They like to talk and hangout, but usually get ignored most of the time. They don't have a particular style type and tend to stick to hoodies/long-sleeve shirts and pants/leggings. Kloyce is most-of-the-time secretive about lots of things.
Person: Kloyce is so weird but funny.
Kloyce by Reddy weddy October 12, 2022
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Kloyper Lube 

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.
You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there
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Kloye is an amazing person, she is beautiful, sweet, and LOVES hugs. She may seem innocent on the outside but is freaky once you get to meet her. May not be very popular, but should be. Kloye's will risk a lot for you, even if it makes them get in trouble. If you ever meet a Kloye, dont leave her, you'd be missing out.
Do you know Kloye?
Yeah.. But not well..
Well you should get to know her, shes an amazing person!
Kloye by iamreallybadatnames October 21, 2019
Kloyie, she is amazing, one of the best people you will ever meet. Unusual name spelling, so i felt compelled to give it a definition. She has so much confidence, and tires her best to be happy. She has one hell of a death stare. She can make anyone happy with just her smile.
Kloyie is awesome
kloyie by Acejh85:) October 13, 2022
Kloyie is out going, fun, crazy and amazing and had great pussay
Kloyie is hot asf
Kloyie by Hottie2.0 October 11, 2022

Klocek Syndrome 

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb
"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."
Klocek Syndrome by Jeff March 26, 2005
"koyce" is a ship name within the stranger things fandom, shipping karen wheeler x joyce byers
person 1: i love stranger things!! byler is endgame
person 2: yes but have u heard of koyce??!
person 1: no, whats that?
person 2: its karen x joyce, theyd make such a cute couple
person 1: woahh they totally would
koyce by j money not jr July 29, 2022
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