Klooter

Someone born with their head up their ass and all they see is shit.

If that Klooter gets his head out of his ass, he'll see less shit.

by DFX1057 June 12, 2023

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 24, 2011

Kooter

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice

"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"

by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Klooger

A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.

Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!

by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

by Haydoom December 22, 2008