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Kloon

A derogatory word used for someone who behaves like a clown. This person must also possess some of the hilarious traits of George Clooney.
"That guy commenting on Angry Anarchist's blog was a real kloon"
by SpecialKeezy February 5, 2010
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Kloon

1) A Foolish German or Korean or German-Korean

2) Can be used in replace of words that sound like kloon ie. clones, clown.

3) Can replace all action words especially in drinking games
1) That Gabe is such a kloon.

2) Damn Gabe, your ,kloonin.

3) (while playing beer pong) Get 'em Gabe, kloon that cup!

or

Here Gabe, kloon this blunt.
by Rustytromboner October 22, 2009
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Kloon

Short for kloon-tang, male version of poon-tang.
Can I see your kloon-tang?
How is your kloon today?
Put your kloon away!
by Nenipea May 19, 2023
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Lamp Kloon

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.
by P'tainz January 28, 2013
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