Kloon

A derogatory word used for someone who behaves like a clown. This person must also possess some of the hilarious traits of George Clooney.

"That guy commenting on Angry Anarchist's blog was a real kloon"

Kloon by SpecialKeezy February 5, 2010

Kloon

1) A Foolish German or Korean or German-Korean

2) Can be used in replace of words that sound like kloon ie. clones, clown.

3) Can replace all action words especially in drinking games

1) That Gabe is such a kloon.

2) Damn Gabe, your ,kloonin.

3) (while playing beer pong) Get 'em Gabe, kloon that cup!

or

Here Gabe, kloon this blunt.

Kloon by Rustytromboner October 22, 2009

Kloon

Short for kloon-tang, male version of poon-tang.

Can I see your kloon-tang?
How is your kloon today?
Put your kloon away!

Kloon by Nenipea May 19, 2023

Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013

Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.

Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated

Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

klount broon 

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.

"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"

klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014