KLOOGD

To be so high that the concept of space and time do not exist

How much drugs this foo do? He kloogd out of his mind!

by Bill Meyers April 26, 2023

Klooger

A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.

Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!

by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019

Kloog

To shit unexpectedly where out walking

I've just kloog my pants

by White Van Man March 28, 2008

kloodo gobr

when you cant taste your ice cream

depression.

I have kloodo gobr,

his dick taste like kloodo gobr,
who would want ice cream if kloodo gobr

my life is like kloodo gobr

gian: what do you mean you cant taste ice cream?
miyake: kloodo gobr

by thera piste saggy tits April 3, 2020

Kloogied

The act of getting hit with some fantasy football analysis so hard you explode.

I got on this show with talking Chris Carson and I got Kloogied in all sorts of ways.

by The Soccer Guys May 11, 2021

klood

Telling someone like it is, because they didn't have a "clue". Talking the straight facts, stating the truth to someone who doesn't "get it".

"Hey sistah, your man was nosing around my bedroom late last night when you were asleep. I'm not trying to cause trouble, but I'm telling you like it is so now you've been KLOOD."

by Rurik Vred December 16, 2007

Klood

A person who wakes up in the morning hungover and sparks a smoke immediately

Hey did you see Joel what a fucking klood he just hacked a dart while eating his pancakes.

by River jones dangler November 26, 2019