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A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.
Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!
Klooger by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019
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I've just kloog my pants
Kloog by White Van Man March 28, 2008

kloodo gobr 

when you cant taste your ice cream

depression.
I have kloodo gobr,

his dick taste like kloodo gobr,
who would want ice cream if kloodo gobr

my life is like kloodo gobr

gian: what do you mean you cant taste ice cream?
miyake: kloodo gobr

Kloogied 

The act of getting hit with some fantasy football analysis so hard you explode.
I got on this show with talking Chris Carson and I got Kloogied in all sorts of ways.
Kloogied by The Soccer Guys May 11, 2021
Telling someone like it is, because they didn't have a "clue". Talking the straight facts, stating the truth to someone who doesn't "get it".
"Hey sistah, your man was nosing around my bedroom late last night when you were asleep. I'm not trying to cause trouble, but I'm telling you like it is so now you've been KLOOD."
klood by Rurik Vred December 16, 2007
A person who wakes up in the morning hungover and sparks a smoke immediately
Hey did you see Joel what a fucking klood he just hacked a dart while eating his pancakes.
Klood by River jones dangler November 26, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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