Klitche
Sanna: Ohmygosh, my mom grounded me for the rest of the month!
Elizabeth: Ew, are you seriously? That is soooo klitche!
Elizabeth: Ew, are you seriously? That is soooo klitche!
Klitche by Themasterofpandas August 3, 2009
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avetard kitchen
The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.
I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.
avetard kitchen by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019
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Soup Kitchen
Dow: Serg Manriquez is homeless?
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.
Vic: Yeah bro, I saw him and 3 other homeless dudes in a soup kitchen on the 4th of July.
Dow: He was probably with Neal, Brice and Ryan.
Soup Kitchen by Dick Picker July 20, 2022
kitchenstep
A genre of Electronic music characterized by the odd yet pleasing use of kitchen utensils as instruments. The genre became most popular after the Monstercat release of "Rogue - Rattlesnake" on Youtube
kitchenstep by Lanturnt March 29, 2016
Kitchenheimer
According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.
"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."
Kitchenheimer by The Water Hoe May 12, 2016
Kitchen Gun
An extremely rare weapon that can only be obtained by Derek Bum, which has the ability to instantly clean any surface that it is shot at. However, any object that is shot with the kitchen gun will either be partially or entirely destroyed.
Kitchen Gun by [LAN CORD EJECTED] July 21, 2020
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