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an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
Related Words
klipsch Klipse klipspringer kipster klups Klaps klip klinsmann Klise Klisp

the klippa 

Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girls mother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.
Mate I pulled "the klippa" last night! scared as shit now!
the klippa by Mexiccone February 22, 2014

Klipmaballs 

When you're receiving head and the bitch bites yo dick off.
Malik suffered a major injury

Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time
Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!

Klipitese 

A backwoods language spoken only in upper michigan by drunk persons
I got so drunk last night i started speaking Klipitese!!
Klipitese by BobbyBreakDown November 8, 2010
the new word for "cool"
klups by josh sawyerr November 3, 2008
A sweet, sensual, and passionate kiss between Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, characters from the TV show Glee.

This is an affectionate term commonly used by legions of Glee/Kurt-and-Blaine fans (also known as Klaine-shippers), because a "kiss" just does not accurately describe the awesomeness of the on-screen and on-stage boy love.
"Did you see the Kliss in the last Glee Live show in Dublin?"

"Of course! Tumblr exploded with photos and GIFs of the Kliss as soon as it happened."

Now that Kurt and Blaine are boyfriends, delirious fans are clamouring for more Klisses in season 3.
Kliss by Vernalequinox7 July 9, 2011