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KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.
With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him
KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006
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Josh Klinghoffer 

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.
"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

Klingelhoffered 

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

Klinghoffer

short, bald, hard nosed new yorker, self proclaimed 'rain maker', has a penchant for taking a bottle of goose to the face
dude, you totally klinghoffered that chick last night.
Klinghoffer by pitbullzzzz February 12, 2010

glinglehoffer 

A word that is used when you can't remember the real name of an object, person, place or thing. Also known as a whatchamacallit
"Honey, where did you put my tool box" Wife answers with, "It's in the music room right next to the glinglehoffer".
glinglehoffer by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022