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KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.
With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him
KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006
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Josh Klinghoffer 

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.
"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

Klingelhoffered 

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

Klinghoffer

short, bald, hard nosed new yorker, self proclaimed 'rain maker', has a penchant for taking a bottle of goose to the face
dude, you totally klinghoffered that chick last night.
Klinghoffer by pitbullzzzz February 12, 2010

glinglehoffer 

A word that is used when you can't remember the real name of an object, person, place or thing. Also known as a whatchamacallit
"Honey, where did you put my tool box" Wife answers with, "It's in the music room right next to the glinglehoffer".
glinglehoffer by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017