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Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018
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klitter
i slipped home on my lunch break to Klitter,
I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
My partner watched me klitter
I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
My partner watched me klitter
klitter by TFC Coleman July 7, 2015
Klittering
Female masturbation
*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.
*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.
I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering
I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!
I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!
Klittering by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015
Klitter gritty
Klitter gritty by trottingfox March 4, 2015
Klister
Klister (Noun) is a sticky grip wax used on Cross-Country skis to get kick so the wax pocket connects to the snow allowing one to go up a hill on classic skies. It is used in transformed and icy snow.
Man, I got klister on my hands.
Put on some klister.
It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.
Swix makes a great klister.
Put on some klister.
It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.
Swix makes a great klister.
Klister by Xx_KlisterEater_xX March 7, 2023
klistermis
En vagina der ikke er blevet vasket længe og er begyndt at væske.
I en sætning: Vil du se min klistermis?
I en sætning: Vil du se min klistermis?
klistermis by GreggPenguin April 6, 2016
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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