Klimter

A word used to describe someone who Is lacking in knowledge or wisdom, often acting stupidly or with cowardice.

"Alex thinks he's smarter than everyone, but he's just a klimter"

by Shlungus April 7, 2024

Klister

an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games

Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister

by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

klitter

or (Klittering) female masturbation. Adding the words Clitoris and Glitter.

i slipped home on my lunch break to Klitter,
I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
My partner watched me klitter

by TFC Coleman July 7, 2015

Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!

by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015

Klitter gritty

a queer dirtypop throwdown dance party

“I’m getting it on the floor tonight for Klitter Gritty at the Platinum Pony.”

by trottingfox March 4, 2015

Klister

Klister (Noun) is a sticky grip wax used on Cross-Country skis to get kick so the wax pocket connects to the snow allowing one to go up a hill on classic skies. It is used in transformed and icy snow.

Man, I got klister on my hands.

Put on some klister.

It is a klister day today.
klister is very tasty.
I need help cleaning the klister off my kick zone.

Swix makes a great klister.

by Xx_KlisterEater_xX March 7, 2023

klistermis

En vagina der ikke er blevet vasket længe og er begyndt at væske.

I en sætning: Vil du se min klistermis?

Klistermis Fisse Fjabbe Kusse Vagina Skedesvamp Ynglehul

by GreggPenguin April 6, 2016