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Klenada is another word for perfection coming from Albania. She is a bad bitch and the cutest girl all in one. She usually has pretty long hair and super glowing eyes. Only one touch of hers and believe me you’re completely in love. Her flirty personality gives butterflies to everyone making you cAnt get your eyes of her. But boy you don’t have any chances to make her yours cause she is really obsessed with Damon Salvatore. She is also not getting easily overwhelmed but if she gets find somewhere to hide.
Guy 1: omfg bro did you see that ass?
Guy 2: ofc I did, never mind we don’t have any chances with her she is such a Klenada
Klenada by Fabulousgurl69 November 20, 2021
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Klendathu 

Homeworld of the Arachnids. At the beginning of the Bug-Human War, humanity tried a massive assault straight at the homeworld. Operating under the decapitation strategy, Operation Bughouse was a major failure, resulting in hundreds of thousands of casualties.
Big K took hundreds of thousands of human lives.
Klendathu by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
Related Words
a person who is hella bossin' 24/7
that pimp was amazing. whata klenda!
klenda by hella boss December 14, 2010
Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.
Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!
Klendau by Sparty January 19, 2003
An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.
HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!
Klendau by Mark January 19, 2003
To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.
F**k that lil b*tch gave me Klendau
Klendau by Anonymous January 19, 2003
anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)
"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"
klendau by steve and scott June 23, 2004
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