Klendathu 

Homeworld of the Arachnids. At the beginning of the Bug-Human War, humanity tried a massive assault straight at the homeworld. Operating under the decapitation strategy, Operation Bughouse was a major failure, resulting in hundreds of thousands of casualties.

Big K took hundreds of thousands of human lives.

Klendathu by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

The Klendathu Split

When a woman takes a straw (soda, Boba etc.) and puts it in their man's dick hole as he is cumming, then sucks the cum out and then French kisses a banana, allowing the cum to ooze down the shaft of the banana and drip back into her man's mouth. before slamming the banana up his anus.

"This Cordon bleu tastes like cum- Shirley gave me the Klendathu split this morning."
"this custard eclair reminds me of the Klendathu split you gave me last week, honey."
"Hey, I know we've been friends for 17 years, there's something I need to tell you. Your wife gave me a Klendathu Split last night and I liked it."

The Klendathu Split by Hekktos Long-bog June 24, 2026

Klendau 

Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.

Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!

Klendau by Sparty January 19, 2003

Klendau 

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

Klendau by Mark January 19, 2003

Klendau 

To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.

F**k that lil b*tch gave me Klendau

Klendau by Anonymous January 19, 2003

klendau 

anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)

"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"

klendau by steve and scott June 23, 2004