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Klendau 

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Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.
Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!
Klendau by Sparty January 19, 2003
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Klendau 

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An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.
HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!
Klendau by Mark January 19, 2003
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Related Words
Klendau • Kendaul • klenda • Klendathu • The Klendathu Split

Klendau 

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To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.
F**k that lil b*tch gave me Klendau
Klendau by Anonymous January 19, 2003
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klendau 

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anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)
"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"
klendau by steve and scott June 23, 2004
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Klendathu 

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Homeworld of the Arachnids. At the beginning of the Bug-Human War, humanity tried a massive assault straight at the homeworld. Operating under the decapitation strategy, Operation Bughouse was a major failure, resulting in hundreds of thousands of casualties.
Big K took hundreds of thousands of human lives.
Klendathu by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
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klenda 

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a person who is hella bossin' 24/7
that pimp was amazing. whata klenda!
klenda by hella boss December 14, 2010
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Kendaul 

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The sweet person ever. Knows their hot but won't admit it. Has a few trust issues. When they like someone that person is a big part of their world. They are so kind, giving and adorable
Kendaul is so hot.
Kendaul by Damn Shawty September 19, 2021
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crunchy 

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