Klendau

Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.

Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!

by Sparty January 19, 2003

Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003

Klendau

To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.

F**k that lil b*tch gave me Klendau

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

klendau

anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)

"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"

by steve and scott June 23, 2004