Kleinophobia

(adverb): The fear of falling out of bed

I'd love to inky with you but not on the bed, I have kleinophobia.

I karnak that you have kleinophobia, so we're sleeping in a hammock tonight!

by Kleinophobia_of_the_Exiles October 16, 2009

Kenophobia

fear of voids or empty spaces

That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.

by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010

Koinophobia

The fear that you've lived an ordinary life.

My grandpa explained his feeling of koinophobia while on his deathbed.
I'm feeling utterly koinophobic.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

Koinophobia

Koinophobia/key-noh-foh-biuh/adjective

The fear that you’re an ordinary being; that despite wanting to be extrodinary, you’re mind- numbingly, sickeningly, and painfully ordinary- leaving you wondering if people can find qualities in you to love, or miss

“I’m scared to die.”

“Why?”

“My koinophobia makes me wonder if I did enough, and if anyone will remember me.”

by cevityy June 6, 2022

kleptophobia

Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"

Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia

by TerryKawve May 8, 2015

Kleptophobia

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).

I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.

by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Kleptophobia

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.

I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.

by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019