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Kenophobia 

fear of voids or empty spaces
That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.
Kenophobia by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010

Koinophobia 

The fear that you've lived an ordinary life.
My grandpa explained his feeling of koinophobia while on his deathbed.
I'm feeling utterly koinophobic.
Koinophobia by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

Koinophobia 

Koinophobia/key-noh-foh-biuh/adjective

The fear that you’re an ordinary being; that despite wanting to be extrodinary, you’re mind- numbingly, sickeningly, and painfully ordinary- leaving you wondering if people can find qualities in you to love, or miss
“I’m scared to die.”

“Why?”

“My koinophobia makes me wonder if I did enough, and if anyone will remember me.”
Koinophobia by cevityy June 6, 2022

kleptophobia 

Fear of stealing.
Can also be spelled "Cleptophobia"
Terry: Hey, you wanna go steal some alcohol from Wal*Mart?

Leon: I-I dunno, man *violently shakes like a pussy* I have Kleptophobia
kleptophobia by TerryKawve May 8, 2015

Kleptophobia 

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).
I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.
Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Kleptophobia 

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.
I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.
Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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