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Kleptophobia 

A form of bigotry or prejudice towards Kleptics or Kleptomaniacs (similar to homophobia or transphobia).
I visited that really busy walmart downtown the other day and there were SO many cameras and employees everywhere. The place reeked of kleptophobia.
Kleptophobia by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

Kleptophobia 

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.
I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.
Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Cleptophobia 

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from
Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school
kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014

Kleptophiliac 

A Abnormality/Mental disorder which involves stealing items from shops (Shoplifting) when a person does not actually need the item. But does it because they have the desire. Usually they find the feeling of stealing as satisfying as an Orgasm.
"Lucy is such a Kleptophiliac. She finds shop lifting better then Sex."