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Klaudijo 

Klaudijo is a person that has a penis of 12 inches and is the biggest chad ever
Claire: Have you seen his penis?
Clara: Damn he is such a Klaudijo
Klaudijo by IvanBanana69 March 17, 2022
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Klaudija 

Klaudija is one of the most beautiful around.

She is widely loved around the internet and is so gorgeous that it's hard to describe.

Her eyes are amazing, so mesmerising and they make you want to get lost in them for hours.

She's so funny and her smile - oh my god, the way she smiles - it's so contagious and it lights up her entire face.

She, in general, is just so perfect - way too perfect to realise it.

💞💞
"That Klaudija? Yeah, she's so gorgeous,"
Klaudija by Danni_Xy June 13, 2018
Related Words
A man who is sexually wanted and is in fact a sex machine, has intense looks, and the best humor of all.
"Wow Joanna, look at that guy."
"Yea I know! He's such a Klaudio"
Klaudio by c0nc3ntrationlove January 4, 2010
A sweet handsome man that will always put your needs first, ignoring his own just to make you happy. His intense eyes make you lose yourself within them and will captivate you with their undying honesty and flame of trust. He brings love a whole new definition with his selfless personality and his mindset of not allowing a fight to be slept on. When you’re with a Klaudio you’re safe in his arms and he will fight to the ends of the earth to protect you. When you’re feeling at your worst he will brighten up your spirit with his half dirty half sweet humor. He’s the rare kind of boy that every girl dreams of having, and despite his annoying side that will make u wanna slap him, he’s a gentleman, beautiful, rare, kind, sexy, humble and selfless. If you have a Klaudio, keep him safe and never let him go.
Girl 1: “he’s the sweetest guy and such a gentleman
Girl 2: “damn he sounds like a Klaudio
Klaudio by Thatgirl786 November 21, 2021
A person below all other, shame on him/her
It is so klaudijus of you!!!
Don't be such a klaudijus
Klaudijus by mr. tamsta July 3, 2016
Damn he has Klaudjo energy.
Klaudjo by prostrike September 21, 2022
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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