kluntoris
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Cluntoris
A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.
Klitoris
Pronounced, 'klih - TORE - iss'
Stressed on the second syllable.
Meaning a dinosaur, based on the word 'clitoris', a female sex organ. This dinosaur is man eating, and is self destructible.
It is extreamly dangerous, and was just recently discovered.
It was found to be approximately 30 feet long, and 31 feet in diameter. So this is one fat dino.
Stressed on the second syllable.
Meaning a dinosaur, based on the word 'clitoris', a female sex organ. This dinosaur is man eating, and is self destructible.
It is extreamly dangerous, and was just recently discovered.
It was found to be approximately 30 feet long, and 31 feet in diameter. So this is one fat dino.
Klitoris by Raychel Murder January 26, 2007
Klantosis
A highly contagious disease that causes hate and acts of violence towards African Americans and other minority groups
Example #1: Oh my gosh, I was walking down the street and a white man called me a nigger. He is infected with Klantosis.
Example #2:
Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.
Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.
Example #2:
Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.
Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.
Klantosis by yourfightismyflight January 22, 2020
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