kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature

John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis

by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010

kontonis

A name for a dude that people need but don't really want around them

"Dude that kontonis kid is so annoying, but he's saying some good shit"

by <===========================8 May 16, 2018