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Klamydia 

When your mate just won't leave you alone and coughs up phlegm on your dining table.
"Eeewe bitch, did you klamydia on my table"?
Klamydia by Markbabi March 21, 2017
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klamydia 

Swedish people in volvos. Mostly Tractors
I fucked my dog and gave him klamydia
klamydia by Joenssons December 2, 2020

Klamydia 

Klamydia is a sexually transmitted disease and a shittty Finnish metal band usually listened by people over the age of 40
do you listen to Klamydia?

no

ok
Klamydia by DrGod_ May 5, 2021

Captain Klamydia 

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis
Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.

Khlamydia 

What a guy is likely to get after doing a Kardashian...
Even Bruce might want to test for Khlamydia.
Khlamydia by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

kalmydia 

an std originating from people named kalman, common on the east coast
never should've hooked up with kalman last night, fucker gave me kalmydia
kalmydia by deviouslicker24 January 24, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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