Definitions by Markbabi

Klamydia 

When your mate just won't leave you alone and coughs up phlegm on your dining table.

"Eeewe bitch, did you klamydia on my table"?

Klamydia by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Welsh Whale 

Fat Welsh home wrecker. Gets knocked up by a married man for a visa. Pathetic foreign understanding of medical conditions. Can't even Cook chips! Sooooo not a nice human. Was a Welsh back packer, now a Welsh fanny packer! Bad daddy issues, fat belly baby daddy looks like Welsh daddy!

"Charlotte is such a Welsh whale. She can't sit with us!"

Welsh Whale by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Syphilis

The end outcome of being a cheating loser who likes the sound of their own voice too much.

Wow, he had a nice girlfriend and now he has syphilis

Syphilis by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Fart filter 

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

Fart filter by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

Flap bat by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Tupperhoe 

Those peeps that are always by your side. In good times and in bad. Like a marriage but without inter course

"She is my Tupperhoe, my best biartch. I have her back, and she has mine!"

Tupperhoe by Markbabi March 21, 2017