kalmydia 

an std originating from people named kalman, common on the east coast

never should've hooked up with kalman last night, fucker gave me kalmydia

kalmydia by deviouslicker24 January 24, 2022

Captain Klamydia 

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis

Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.

Captain Klamydia by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009

Kalmykia

Small state of Russian Federation. Known for the only desert in Europe, biggest buddhism temple, and Kalmykia is a border between Europe and Asia.

I've never been in Kalmykia before...never even heard about it.

Kalmykia by dontfockaround April 2, 2010

klamydia 

something silly and sticky

Kristoffer is a klamidian

klamydia by sepe April 2, 2005

Klamydia 

When your mate just won't leave you alone and coughs up phlegm on your dining table.

"Eeewe bitch, did you klamydia on my table"?

Klamydia by Markbabi March 21, 2017

klamydia 

Swedish people in volvos. Mostly Tractors

I fucked my dog and gave him klamydia

klamydia by Joenssons December 2, 2020

Klamydia 

Klamydia is a sexually transmitted disease and a shittty Finnish metal band usually listened by people over the age of 40

do you listen to Klamydia?

no

ok

Klamydia by DrGod_ May 5, 2021