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an std originating from people named kalman, common on the east coast

never should've hooked up with kalman last night, fucker gave me kalmydia

kalmydia by deviouslicker24 January 24, 2022

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Captain Klamydia

The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis

Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.

Captain Klamydia by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009

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Kalmykia

Small state of Russian Federation. Known for the only desert in Europe, biggest buddhism temple, and Kalmykia is a border between Europe and Asia.

I've never been in Kalmykia before...never even heard about it.

Kalmykia by dontfockaround April 2, 2010

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klamydia

something silly and sticky

Kristoffer is a klamidian

klamydia by sepe April 2, 2005

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Klamydia

When your mate just won't leave you alone and coughs up phlegm on your dining table.

"Eeewe bitch, did you klamydia on my table"?

Klamydia by Markbabi March 21, 2017

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klamydia

Swedish people in volvos. Mostly Tractors

I fucked my dog and gave him klamydia

klamydia by Joenssons December 2, 2020

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Klamydia

Klamydia is a sexually transmitted disease and a shittty Finnish metal band usually listened by people over the age of 40

do you listen to Klamydia?

no

ok

Klamydia by DrGod_ May 5, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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