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One of the best family’s you’ll ever meet, never would want to lose them. They make you feel at home in a random place. If you have the chance to meet one you won’t regret it. They’re happiness can bring somebody from a dark hole in life.
The Klaehn’s are the best!!
Klaehn by Welder 1224 May 19, 2024
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klashnekoff 

UK Hiphop artist pronounced k-lash-nek-off. born and raised in hakney england an also known as rikochet klashnekoff. rikochet represents that this man will hit u with his lyrics from all angles unexpectedly, while klashnekoff represents the freedom to do what you want to do as many man can only acheive freedom through a klashnekoff rifle.
k k, lash your raasclart nek off/ i split u in half like a gunblast from lennox
klashnekoff by JS March 15, 2005
An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.
"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"
klahned by naive fresher July 15, 2011
1. A female that tend to stare at you whenever they make contact with you, when at the same time they tell there friends how much she cant' stand you.

2. A female that teases other guys for fun and makes them think that they are absolutely obsessed with them.

3. A female that likes to ignore phone calls and tells friends rude stories and comments about you. Afraid to talk to your face on what there opinions are about you.

4. Amazing looking female that you think you can get with, but is almost impossible to happen.
"Watch out! looks like she's going Klaene on you."
Klaene by Silent Killa November 12, 2008
Easily confused with the tissue brand. But do not let them fool you. They are actually a sentient tissue box. A sentient tissue box that controls the government. A tissue box that controls the government and is an alien. From space. A sentient tissue box that controls the government that is also an alien, from space.
“Have you been in contact with a Klaenex? If so, please go home and quarantine yourself for over six days.”
Klaenex by Tallico April 6, 2023
klaegnf is a random posting bisexual dsmp squid game and kpop fan also likes kpop
and others she goes by she/they
a:have you see klaegnf /s new post
b:yes she is talented at editing i wanna be them
a: same
klaegnf by fruitygaybitch October 14, 2021

Klaeng Juii Knea

It a Khmer word mean a place to have sex.
The Boy: Hi friend, do you want to go to klaeng juii knea?
His friend: Ok.
Klaeng Juii Knea by Mr.Kdet December 28, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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