Easily confused with the tissue brand. But do not let them fool you. They are actually a sentient tissue box. A sentient tissue box that controls the government. A tissue box that controls the government and is an alien. From space. A sentient tissue box that controls the government that is also an alien, from space.
“Have you been in contact with a Klaenex? If so, please go home and quarantine yourself for over six days.”
by Tallico April 06, 2023