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Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....
kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014
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Kiwibird 

noun

1. An endangered, fat, flightless, lazy and nocturnal bird, native to New Zealand.

2. Some claim to have seen this so called mythical bird, others believe in Leprichorns. "The Kiwibird used peck, it was super effective. Moa fainted".
"The fat Kiwibird eats roots, shoots and leaves".
Kiwibird by BigRedNZ July 14, 2020

Kiwilicious 

A beautiful girl, over a ten, who has a very wet vagina during sexual intercourse. Her body is kiwilicious, meaning that her privates are as wet as a kiwi, therefore, she is called Kiwilicious.
Bryan: I think I'm fallin in love with that girl!
Daniel: Really? Well she is a dime.
Bryan: Not only that, she got a wet wet on her. Her pussy is a kiwi. She's so kiwilicious!
Kiwilicious by JoojooBeez April 13, 2009
A mental disease developed from stress, too much practice, and people being mean to you.
I think I may have developed kimitis from school...
Kimitis by kimchi35 May 14, 2019

Kiwitopia 

Kiwitopia is a utopian society that you should definitely consider living in!
Omg, you should move to Kiwitopia!
Kiwitopia by SmoothTiger1 March 8, 2021
SUPER SKODE!! He lives in the drain and eats rats. He is so poor he will kill anyone just to get 10 cents. He is also gay with a guy called Connor. He has no balls, he has a flat patch.
Levi: EWWW ITS A KAWITI
Kawiti: Leave me alone!!!
Connor: OMG... Kawiti is so hot!!!
Kawiti by PhilippeIsG4y November 30, 2011
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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