A Kitkat Guy is a large, usually muscular male who finds amusement in
stupid things like his vintage Kitkat t-shirt that he probably got at Walmart and thinks is clever. He also can commonly be found without a shirt as to show off his
abs while he washes his parents
car. Generally has a small amount of facial hair he thinks is "rugged." His favorite part of the school day is gym class.
Will respond in a hostile manner when his masculinity is questioned in a situation. Recite out of date terms such as "broham" "rad" "the
bomb" psych!" and "off the hook" Most reside in upper-middle class white suburbs.