A Kitkat Guy is a large, usually muscular male who finds amusement in stupid things like his vintage Kitkat t-shirt that he probably got at Walmart and thinks is clever. He also can commonly be found without a shirt as to show off his abs while he washes his parents car. Generally has a small amount of facial hair he thinks is "rugged." His favorite part of the school day is gym class. Will respond in a hostile manner when his masculinity is questioned in a situation. Recite out of date terms such as "broham" "rad" "the bomb" psych!" and "off the hook" Most reside in upper-middle class white suburbs.
That Kitkat guy is currently washing his parents car without a shirt on but he's still wearing a necklace, what a douche bag.
by Jables and Robbotron July 11, 2008