Kitchendick

A person (usually homosexual) who frequently masturbates in his/her kitchen.

Did you hear about Mike? He only jacks it in his kitchen, he's a total kitchendick.

by thisblackguy January 10, 2011

kitchen dick

Going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry

Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.

by Birdjive January 3, 2009

kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.

"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."

by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

Kitchen Dick

A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.

"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"

by jtrier1 January 13, 2014

Kitchensinking

Attempting multiple solutions to a problem simultaneously, in the desperate hopes that something will work. This methodology is typically used by people who have no idea what they’re doing. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

My supervisor is absolutely clueless when it comes to solving PR nightmares. Rather than spinning a story to the company's benefit, she always ends up kitchensinking the problem.

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

kittendick

A little dick

He has a kittendick

by Pollydol May 6, 2021