An individual has a super small dick, but is still cute and cuddly
Man, did you see that dudes kitten dick?
by Kneehighfun January 18, 2019
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When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.
T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)
by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015
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An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience
*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!
by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020
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