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A Hebrew calendar month, following Cheshvan and preceding Tevet. It usually has 30 days, though sometimes only has 29.
I was born in Kislev. (which is not actually true)
Kislev by Yamato Yamamoto May 14, 2021
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A fat was who sits and eats cock all night instead of being straight
All he does is be an fat ass,kislev
kislev by Hgjvh April 20, 2018

Anastasia Kiseleva 

Hot russian chick with blond hair. Her awesomeness and cleverness is never underestimated by guys around. She would support you in any situation and will never let you down. She is that kind of friend anyone would like to have.
Hey, look, Anastasia Kiseleva looks great today!

Kisseversary 

The anniversary of a couple's first kiss
Tomorrow will be my wife and I's 20th kisseversary
If you know a Kisley you are very lucky. He has the kindest soul out of anyone you’ll know. He might be shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is really the best. He is outgoing, funny and super smart even though he probably doesn’t think so. He has been hurt in the past and is super delicate but he definitely won’t show it. He is hard on the outside but very sweet and loving on the inside. He also has some insecurities but he will over come those and do amazing things.
If you are loved by a Kisley you are truly blessed. You should never let him go because he will treat you like a princess and go above and beyond to make you happy. His smile lights up a room. And he’s just all around perfect!
I can’t believe I have found a Kisley. He’s just so perfect
kisley by Believezebra February 26, 2019
A kisle is a great guy. They are super caring and kind and when you get to know them are the most compassionate people you’ll ever meet. They are y’all and will make any girl feel short but is a great person to go to when you need a shoulder to cry on. They are super protective of their friends and will do anything to keep them safe and happy. If you ever mess with them or anyone they love you should be very scared. They are very passionate people and can sometimes fall for other easily. This can lead to them getting hurt more then they should. However they are unbelievably stop people and will always get through it with the help from their friends and family. They are super likable and have many friends who stand by them. They are unbelievably loyal and sometimes slightly obsessive, but in a good way. They don’t ever get enough credit for how amazing they are. They are unbelievably hard workers and once they put their mid to something will always accomplish it. They are dependable and kind. They can sometimes get angry but only when someone hurts something they love. They deserve the world and if you get the chance to meet a kisle make sure you keep them in their life. You’ll regret losing them forever
Person 1: Hey are you friends with that kisle guy?
Person 2: No but I wish I was. He’s super cool.
Kisle by Spoopystarwarsnerd November 10, 2018
An old t-shirt used to clean up masturbated ejaculate. Kislers often go long periods of time without being washed.
A friend of mine accidentally wore his kisler to school yesterday. Sick!
Kisler by Gormonster February 5, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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