Kirsten Stewart 

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

Kirsten Stewart by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

Kristen Stewart Face 

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.

Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.

Kristen Stewart Face by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012

Kristen Stewart smiling 

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

Kristen Stewart smiling by The truff September 10, 2012

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes by ariklkira November 14, 2012

Kristen Stewart 

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.

"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

Kristen Stewart by OperaPhantomchick9 August 4, 2009

Kristen Stewart 

Sadly, a rising star in these dark times for choosing terrible new actors. In all of her movies she either acts as a spoiled brat that you want to punch in the face, or some weird emo chick that you still want to punch in the face. She can easily ruin a movie when having a lead role.

Thank god Kristen Stewart had a very minor role in Into the Wild, I was ready to turn the movie off in response to her poser emo act.

Kristen Stewart by adudeplayinadude January 16, 2009

Kristen Stewart 

1) Plays Bella Swan in the Twilight movies

2) to stutter, gag, not make direct eye contact when speaking to someone, and otherwise lack public speaking skills

When he asked me if I would go out with him, I pulled a Kristen Stewart and all I could say was "w-w-w-umm-well-uh-wwell-uh-umm yeah!!"

Kristen Stewart by redconverse96 August 22, 2009