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Kinkatonk 

An evil girl who was pushed into a pond thousands of years ago, and has a mission in life...to eat all little girls named nick. She lives on the planet meesmewminmews. She comes from her planet each night into everyones house but is fought off by the courageous brothers of the night

Also the mother of Kinkerflonk
damnit kinkatonk is here...lets fight that bitch off
Kinkatonk by Suggernin April 19, 2009

kickatonic 

a word to describe a kickass song, more than good, a soon to be or already classic.
kid 1: did u hear that new chili peppers song?
kid 2: nah, is it good?
kid 1: yeah, its kickatonic!
kickatonic by derek something March 10, 2007

kirkstone 

Kirkstone is a hard-working man who does everything for his family no matter what,doesn't like to show his feelings but expresses it with actions,doesn't like to talk about his life,has a lot of courage and he's sweet to hang around with has an amazing smile which turns you on everytime you see him,hates being fooled,he likes standing by his own,doesn't tell you he's problem ,he's romantic asf!!....He loves having friends,likes drinking,smoking and living in the moment
Kirkstone's smile is amazing.
kirkstone by Bobo❤️ September 26, 2020

Kwakatron 

A specific name for a specific someone. The name originates from the sound a duck makes and the evil transformer Megatron. Kwakatrons, who are known for their internal keenness and competitiveness, enjoy classic movies and Dairy Queen. They make great friends; they're funny at times, and hilarious at others.
Hey Kwakatron, would you like to be my date for the Christmas ball?
Kwakatron by Verlith September 27, 2013

kircation 

An unplanned vacation day taken on a Monday for purposes of extending one's weekend.
When I realized that the weekend was over and Monday was almost here I said "Aw hell no! I'm taking a Kircation"
kircation by Darrell1385 June 12, 2018
kirkawongs are danish people who are really swag and are good at reading lips.
Kirkawong: pUt DoWn My WaTeR bOtTlE!!
Kirkawong by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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