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KirkAngel 

A person, considered to be metal, who is into hockey and hate. See also wordhessian/word
I pulled a KirkAngel in picking the Devils to win the game. How KirkAngel of you to rock out to Slayer.
KirkAngel by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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kirawontmiss 

a chronically online dirty middle-aged guy on twitter that tries way to hard to appeal to dumb conservative sydney sweeney simps.
kirawontmiss defined:

'omg did you see what kira posted yesterday?'

'no what?'

'he posted something about men using their dicks to breastfeed their babies or something.'

'omg he is so weird and creepy'

kirawontmiss 

a chronically online depressed dude on twitter that tries too hard to appeal to conservative horny sydney sweeney simps.
kirawontmiss defined:

'omg did you see what kira posted yesterday?'

'no what?'

'something about men using their dicks to breastfeed babies or something'

'ewww he is so creepy and disgusting'
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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