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A euphemism for greasing up a football in Vaseline, and repeatedly shoving it in your cornhole.
Did you hear Zach was hospitalized today? Rumor has it he pulled a "Kintner". Shocking!
Kintner by F-You JOE-boo September 13, 2011
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kinnering 

Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.
Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!
kinnering by Anna-Rose April 29, 2008
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kinternet 

Part of the internet supply that is used especially by younger people, e.g. teeny chat rooms and childish you-tube vids. Most juveniles go on the kinternet after having returned home from school or kindergarten and after having received clearence to do so from parents with beginning ability to read and write.
Hop-o-my-thumb: May I watch Sponge-Bob on tv, Mum?

Mum: Are you crazy?

Hop-o-my-thumb: You are so bad, mum. Yesterday I wanted to watch Tele-tubbies and you did not allow. I hate you!

Mum: ok, ok, you may go on the kinternet then.
kinternet by Manfy Sauty January 17, 2008
an Indian name meaning "angle"; a beautiful person who is often underestimated or misunderstood; an amazing person who prefers people in books rather than other people; an incredibly smart person, often female, with extraordinary powers
"She's so nice, she's just like Kinnera!"
"Wow, she's freaking smart. I wish I was Kinnera like her."

Kinneret 

The Hebrew name of the Sea of Galilee in Northern Israel, located near the city of Tiberias. The origin of the word 'Kinneret' comes from the biblical word meaning 'harp', which is thought to represent the shape of this body of water. It is also the only freshwater source in Israel. Used as an Israeli name for females, though not common.
"During our vacation, we went to see the Kinneret"
Kinneret by MeriK18 February 4, 2010
the act of yelling at inanimate objects especially a computer or microwave screaming at them and hitting it
"dude wats she doing ?"
"who Brittany ?"
"yea shes just being a kitner "
"shes weird like that."
kitner by william holder January 29, 2009
Ms. Kittner is my bff
kittner by ur wife____ May 17, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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