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Kinlezing 

When you hit someone in the eye with a school tablet. Specifically with the corner

Present simple:
I kinles
You kinlez
He She It kinleses
You kinlez
We kinlez
They kinles

Present continuos:
I am kinlesing
You are kinlezing
He She It is kinlesing
You are kinlezing
We are kinlezing
They are kinlesing

Past simple:
I kinlesed
You kinlezed
He She It kinlesed
You kinlezed
We kinlezed
They kinlesed

Past continuos:
I was kinlesing
You were kinlezing
He She It were kinlesing
You were kinlezing
We were kinlezing
They were kinlesing
Me: I will stop kinlezing you!
Person: I'm telling the teacher!
Me: Sorry...
Kinlezing by tRigeL February 18, 2022
Words you can keep

kinleigh 

Kinleigh is a beautiful friendly girl. A kinleigh tends to over think about her life but she tries to make everyone happy and smile. They can be humerus and put a smile on anyone's face. Kinleighs don't need too many physical objects or money. They have heart. They can be best friends with multiple people, and get along with almost anyone. A kinleigh is smart and gives good advice. But a kinleigh also needs someone to talk to about her life. She feels better when she can talk about it to others. A kinleigh is someone you want to keep in your life
That joke was almost as if a kinleigh told it
kinleigh by Basile watergirl January 7, 2014

kinnering 

Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.
Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!
kinnering by Anna-Rose April 29, 2008
Carrying on a lengthy text-mesage conversation during inappropriate times. For example drawn-out exchanges when hanging out with friends, thereby seperating you from the group, and diminishing your own presence.
-Come on, stop kintzing, we're trying to play poker.
Kintzing by Hankster4 August 3, 2007

Kindering 

To share a fictional story of intercourse or to exaggerate a story that never happend
I was at the bar and a girl with huge tits was eying me all night hey bro stop kindering me
Kindering by philly543 September 11, 2016

Kindering 

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day.
The dapper old chap got jailed for Kindering a polizei car...
Kindering by Tman19910 April 6, 2019

Kindering 

Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimes associated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day
The grumpy old fart got charged for Kindering a polizei car in Chairmany
Kindering by Tman19910 April 6, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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