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Kinky Konk 

Someone who is extremely kinky and likes the ideas and concepts such as BDSM. It is also a nice way of telling someone that they are freaky/filthy in bed without being rude or demeaning.
"Damn, M is sure as fuck a kinky konk."
Kinky Konk by RuelleR October 2, 2021
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Kink and konk 

Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.
Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk
Kink and konk by bighardlad October 14, 2019

Kink and konk 

Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.
Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk
Kink and konk by bighardlad October 14, 2019

Konky dong 

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016
When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk
Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.
Konky by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019
you're kinky, but you also cant spell.
person 1:wow shannon is konky
person 2:how is that even a real word
person 1: k o n k y
konky by CALzone, the illiterate April 13, 2020
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