Kinison

Kinison is the kinda guy that will change your life. He is extremely intelligent, charming, and athletic. He is all around perfect and some say finding a Unicorn is more likely then meeting a Kinison in the wild. If you ever do find a Kinison then we highly recommend locking him down by getting knocked up by him as he will be the greatest partner you would ever catch.....If you can..

Girl 1: "OMG I swear I just saw a Kinison over there."

Girl 2: "No way, where is he I need to lock him down?"

Girl 1: "There is no way, I found him he is mine!"

Kinison by Zero0018 January 9, 2025

Sam Kinison 

One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.

Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.

Sam Kinison by jlovato August 22, 2006

the kinison 

This band is not newly hip Garage-Rock, they are definitely not nu-metal they are just a brash, young group with a mind numbing sound that are more than ready to get in your face. One thing is for sure, the boredom they lived through in their native Illinois gave them more than enough inspiration and material to sing about and heave on stage. mmm i love the kinison

the kinison are the best fucking band in the world

the kinison by adam February 10, 2005

kinsona 

a sona based off of or designed similar to (but not exactly like) someone that you kin.

this is my kinsona, based off of spinel from steven universe: the movie.

kinsona by VITAMX October 6, 2019

kinisoned 

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.

As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.

kinisoned by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012

kinson

Kinson is a very unique and rare name. Kinson tends to be gorgeous and sometimes shy in front of crowds. But not afraid to be their self in front of friends

Ohhh Kinson is very nice and one of a kind!

kinson by Bailey943 January 8, 2018

Kinioned 

1. To be messed over or misrepresented

Syn: Highway Robbery

2. To be cheated out of something that is rightfully yours.

3. To be wronged in a strong way.

1. Do you think Kobe is innocent...or is he just getting kinioned by some groupie?

2. I'm tired of the Fantasy Football rules changing...I'm getting kinioned.

3. Do you see that scratch on my Escalade...my ride just got kinioned yo.

Kinioned by The R Tillery February 2, 2004