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kinisoned
1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
kinisoned by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012
kimino hutomomo sosorune
kimino hutomomo sosorune by Jungkook is not actually emo October 30, 2019
Don Kinging
Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.
Guy 1: "Man, Johnny is always gettin the girls, he can pretty much get any girl in this club"
Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"
Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"
Don Kinging by Flo Str8fire June 23, 2011
Kimin
A Kimin is the epitome of poise, perfection, grace, beauty, intelligence, compassion, and humility. Nothing will stop her from smiling and enjoying time with the people she loves. Whenever someone needs a friend or a sympathetic ear, they always go to a Kimin for comfort and advice. Rarely if ever are they wrong about anything, and they tend to be fairly self-motivated and independent. They also have a very caring/compassionate side with people they are close to and enjoy hugging/cuddling immensely. It takes a lot to rattle a Kimin, since Kimins generally have a cheery and optimistic disposition, not easily distracted by frivolous, cynical ramblings or entrapments. The words “super cool” also come to mind whenever people see a Kimin in action. She understands what is most important in life, cherishes every moment with friends/family, and is practically perfect in every way. See also: Kiminism (religion).
1. When in doubt, ask a Kimin to ensure success. (Scientifically tested and proven)
2. Yesterday the world tried to get me down, so I had to go all Kimin on it... and look at me now. (Pop-culture reference)
2. Yesterday the world tried to get me down, so I had to go all Kimin on it... and look at me now. (Pop-culture reference)
Kimin by Evidence_based_practice February 7, 2018
kinitis
Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun
a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
/kin-I-tiz/
noun
a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
kiingshooter
The best Xbox gamer he’ll whoop your ass in any game on his first try. Trust me if you see KiingShooter in the kill feed quit the game ASAP. This mans literally has aimbot without having aimbot as he never misses his target. And if you see him in any game I suggest you unplug your Xbox cause you’re boutta get clipped.
“Yooo KiingShooter is in our game”
“Oh shit you’re right I’m outta here”
For real dawg I’m boutta switch to PlayStation so I don’t have to ever play him he’s a sweat”
“Oh shit you’re right I’m outta here”
For real dawg I’m boutta switch to PlayStation so I don’t have to ever play him he’s a sweat”
kiingshooter by KiingShooter July 20, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026