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Kingdom cum 

When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come

Kingdom Cum 

Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
Kingdom Cum by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022

Kingdom Cum 

The holy land from where the great Pussiah rains. She holds power atop a rose quartz throne, and commands the nations. Kingdom Cum is a utopia only the wettest and creamiest reach. These men of cum ascend to the holy gates of Kingdom Cum, only with constant prayer to the one and only, Pussiah the Great.
“Upon being emitted to thy kingdom cum, things get creamy.”
Kingdom Cum by THEREALPussiah December 10, 2023

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows
(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

blow you to kingdom cum

Once you see it, you can't unsee it
She said, "I'll blow you to kingdom cum"

Cum Swamp Kingdom 

A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.

It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"

Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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