King johny 

The king himself

Have you not heard king Johny is in the shop

King johny by Reclusea August 3, 2020

king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢

king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE

king john school by inadequate’k June 13, 2019

king john

Popular male piercing at the base of the penis, right in front of the scrotum.

When her mouth was full, she got a good look at his king john.

king john by StanfordEnglishMajor November 5, 2007

king john school

if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers

i went to King John School!
lol that’s sad

king john school by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020

little king john

A incredibly stupid, idiotic, moronic and generally stupid person.

Someone who might watch Ratboy Genius.

"That retard over there's a real little king john"

little king john by SomethingR May 31, 2013

King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

King John School by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

King John by Bunkerite March 27, 2023